| Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other inquite some time, met at the supermarket."How are you, Helen?""Fine.""And your husband?""Oh, Karl died two weeks ago.""What? I hadn't heard. What happened?""He went out in the garden to dig up a cabbagefor dinner, had a heart attack and fell over, dead.""I'm sorry. What did you do?""Opened a can of corn instead." |
