Screams as usual: "Why you have not rescued your wife when she drowns?""I've not understood that she drowns. She screams as usual."

So strong and brave: A woman is in bed with her lover. she says, "my love, you're so strong and brave, what would you do if suddenly my husband appeared in the doorway?""i would beat the s*** out of him. i would screw off

Eat mushrooms: One man had four wives who all died. A colleague in the office asked him, "Why did your first wife die?""Mushroom poisoning.""And the second?""Mushroom poisoning.""And the third?""Mushroom poisoning."

Family Life: We have a traditional marriage. . . My husband goes out and gets the bacon, and I stay home and burn it. I'm a terrible housekeeper; even my little white lies are tattletale gray. My housekeeping is s

Everyday Life: An old lady stops me in the street and says, “Can you see across the road" I reply “Hang on love, I'll go and have a look"

What happened?: A courtroom is full; a man is being tried for injuring a passer-by by dropping a refrigerator from the third floor.The prosecutor questions the defendant. "Defendant, tell us what happened.""I came ba

Did You Miss Me: We made some changes in our lives, since all the kids were finally out on their own? My husband became a health nut, went on a diet and lost 50 pounds. As for me, after being a housewife for so many y

Battery-powered family: A woman walked past her daughter's closed bedroom door when she heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator. Shocked, she a

Out of the prison: On the eve of the fifteenth anniversary of their wedding, a husband and a wife are in bed. She thinks, "I wonder, does he remember that tomorrow is our anniversary? Fifteen years together! I am sure h

Baked Beans: Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell i

A Mother's Teachings: 1. My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION... "Just wait until your father gets home." 2. My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.... "You're going to get it when we get home!" 3. My Mother taught me to ME