The Fiance: After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. "What are your plans?" he asked Joseph. "I'm a scholar of the Tora

Heaven: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think

My big brother is such an idiot.: My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw him hitting himself on the head with a hammer. He was trying to make his head swell so his hat wouldn't fall over his eyes.

Daydreaming.: "Fred!" the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming. "If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six, and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin,

Bionic monster: Did the bionic monster have a brother?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters.

Crowbar: My brother's just opened a store. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

My brother's looking for a wife.: My brother's looking for a wife. Trouble is, he can't find a woman who loves him as much as he loves himself.

Pregnant sister: A Dr. is walking down through the hall of the hospital toward his office when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly. His associate, a Psychiatrist, comes

My sister wants to be an actress.: Fred: My sister wants to be an actress. Harry: Is she pretty? Fred: Well, put it this way, she'd be perfect on radio.

She's invisible.: Doctor, doctor, my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible. Doctor: Which sister?

Crash diet.: My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck?"