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DATE NIGHT: This guy has four daughters who all live at home. One Friday night the doorbell rings. The guy answers it and a kid standing there says, "Hi, I'm Freddy. I'm here to pick up Betty. We're gonna go eat

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My lord: Once a servant walked into Lord Hamilton's room and said, 'Sir, your wife is about to give birth. She has contacted an astrologer who predicted that in the event it's a boy, she will die. If it's a gi

HAM & CHEESE: This man and this woman share a bunk bed with their son. The man and woman sleep on the top and the kid sleeps on the bottom. One night when the kid is asleep, the parents climb to their bed. The man

IMPORTANT NEWS: A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner. He sat down at the kitchen table, let

Let me think: A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover?""A lover?" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov.... Lover.... Oh, my God!" She rushed to the wall, pulled

THE VIRGIN BIRTH: A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor. The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"The mother says, "It's my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings; she's putting

I left money: A husband left for work. He walked out from the multi-story apartment house where he lived on the sixth floor, and remembered that he forgot money for lunch. He shouted to his wife, "Masha! I left mon

BODY LANGUAGE: A young guy out on the town with his mates spies the girl of his dreams across the dance floor. having admired her from afar he plucks up the courage to talk to her. everything goes better than expect

WHAT'S FOR DINNER?: Once a young boy was watching his mother take a bath. As she got out to dry off, he notices her upper torso he asks, "Momma, what are those?"She replies, "Son, those are my breasts." As she turns he b