DINGERS: Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water.The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I

Slips: A man was in his apartment wearing only the slips. His wife said, "Dress up, guests must be coming every moment." "Let them see me this way, so they know how you feed me." "Then take off also the slip

ROSEBUDS: There was a young woman who lived with her grandmother. One night the granddaughter came bouncing down the stairs dressed to go out to a party wearing a see through blouse without a bra. Her grandmoth

WHERE BABIES COME FROM: One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said, "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell m

Both croaked.: A man came home and found his wife in bed with another man. He challenged the stranger to a duel. They walked into another room and closed the door. Then the man said to the stranger, "Why should any

CONDOM-MINIMUM: A father and his son go into the drug store when they happen upon the condom aisle. The son asks his father why there are so many different boxes of condoms.The father replies, “Well, you see that 3 p

POLITICS EXPLAINED: A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "what is politics?" dad says, "well son, let me try to explain it this way: i'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. your mom, she's the a

WANNA DATE MY DAUGHTER?: When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affe

Warm and cozy: A couple had a son and a daughter. Both married. The mother tells a friend about her new in-laws."My daughter married perfectly. Her young husband adores her. Every morning he wakes up, goes to the ki

DAD EXPLAINS SEX: Son: "Dad, why does love-making makes you feels good?"Dad: "Just like digging in your nose, it's feels good, right!"Son: "Why is it that guys don't usually feel as good as gals?"Dad: "Just like when y

PARTING WORDS: Three buddies are sitting around talking one day when they begin to discuss what they would like their friends and families to say about them as they're laying in their caskets at their funerals.The f