TOP TEN SIGNS YOUR AMISH TEEN IS IN TROUBLE: 10. Sometimes stays in bed until after 5 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, "T

Erotic costume: After having watched a number of fashion shows, a woman became obsessed with the modern vogue. She started inventing all kinds of attires. Once her husband came home and saw his wife walk naked in the

BEING A MOM: One day a man comes home from work to find total mayhem at home! The kids were outside still in their pajamas playing in the mud and muck. There were empty food boxes and wrappers all around. As he pr

Black eye: A woman came to work with a black eye. "Who did you that?" "Husband." "We thought he was on a business trip." "That's what I thought too."

TALKING TO YOUR KIDS ABOUT DRUGS: These days, pressure to do drugs is all around, so it's vital that you reach your kids early. Here are some tips for talking to them about marijuana and other illegal substances.* Tell your kids that

THE BRIBE: An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. "If you get in the car," the driver says, "I'll give you $10 and a piece of candy." The boy refuses and keeps

MOTHER'S DICTIONARY: AMNESIA: A condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.BOTTLE FEEDING: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2am too.DEFENSE: What you'd better have around de yard if y

Get cold: Question: What a husband should do if he sees his wife with a stranger and they both are naked?Answer: A good husband should cover his wife at once, not to let her get cold.

GENERATION GAP: During one "generation gap" quarrel with his parents young Michael cried, "I want excitement, adventure, money, and beautiful women. I'll never find it here at home, so I'm leaving. Don't try and stop

By the name of jerry?: A mermaid walked out of the sea carrying an infant. She approached the people on the beach and said, "Can you please tell me how to find a diver by the name of Jerry?"

A POEM FOR MOMS AND DADS: Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my sanity to keep. For if some peace I do not find, I'm pretty sure I'll lose my mind. I pray I find a little quiet Far from the daily family riot May I lie back--no