WHITE HAIR: One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brun

Simply kill: A wife with her husband watches TV. Suddenly the husband thumps the wife on her face. - What's that for, honey?? - If there was something for - I'd simply kill ya!

Garbage?: A man visited a woman when her husband was at work. Unexpectedly the husband came home earlier than usual. As the husband rang the bell, the lover panicked, but the woman said calmly, "Don't be nervou

THE WEARY HOUSEWIFE: The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?""Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've

After the wedding: After the wedding: - You know, honey, I can't give up my maiden habits at once.- It is not necessary! You may continue to take your father's money.

THE EVOLUTION OF A MOM: Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first.Your Clothes1st baby: You begin we

ME MUDDER: When my prayers were poorly said; who tucked me in me widdle bedand spanked me butt 'til it was red?.....Me Mudder!In the morning, when the lights would comeand in me crib me dribbled some; who wiped

CANDLE OF FERTILITY: A couple desperate to have a baby went to their priest and asked him to pray for them. "Next week I am going to Rome and while I am there I will light a candle for you," he replied. Three years later

THE FIANCEE: A young woman brings home her fiancée to meet her parents. After dinner, her mother tells her father to find out about the young man. The father invites the fiancée to his study for a drink."So what a

THE SHOES: A guy walks into a shoe store and asks for a pair of size 8 tie shoes. The salesman says, "But, sir, I can see from up here you're at least a size 11."The guy says, "Just bring me a size 8 tie shoe."T

YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...: - The pet cat got better food than you did.- Your parents told you about strange men giving away sweets and to go and find as many of them as possible.- You play "hide & seek" with your Mother and she