COOPERATION: At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what

RIDING BIKES: It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students."What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie."I and my family went to the beach a lo

Little boy and his grandfather are fishing.: This little boy and his grandfather are fishing. granddad pulls out a beer and the little boy says "grandpa, can i have one of those?" grandpa says "is your penis big enough to touch your a******?" to

A Kentucky family: A Kentucky family took a vacation to New York City. For an adventure, the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw -- especially the elevator at one end of the

A sick man: A guy works a new job on thursday and friday. on monday he calls in and says, "i can't come in today. i'm sick." he works the rest of the week, but the following monday he calls in and says, "i can't

A man watching TV: One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked a question, and as he turned to ans

Billy-Joe and Betty-Sue: Billy-joe and betty-sue get married, and billy-joe whisks her away to his daddy's hunting cabin in the woods, for a romantic 'nature honeymoon'... he carries her across the threshold, and they get int

A sister and brother: A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, "Grandpa, please make a frog noise." The Grandpa says, "No

The first day of the school year: It was the first day of the school year, and an elementary teacher was trying to get to know her students. "What did you do this summer?" the teacher asked Suzie. "Me and my family went to the beach a

A couple: A couple is out for a drive one day and the husband is behind the wheel. As he's driving, he's complaining about everything... the heat, the long drive, the bad drivers, the country, the bad drivers i

First Graders: It’s the first day back after the holidays for the primary ones (first graders), and the teacher decides to ask each of the children to tell a small story about their fathers. So the teacher points to