"The Never-Ending Story 2": I definitely think we're in trouble. I just saw an ad for a new movie sequel called... "The Never-Ending Story 2"

8 million American children: One way to take care of the world's population. The IRS has reported the "disappearance" of more than 8 million American children during the late 1980s, "caused" by tax reform legislation. That number

Poor Wilber: Wilber sits in front of Family Court Judge Frieda and the judge asks "Do you want to live with your mother?" Wilber responds, "No ... she beats Me." "Do you want to live with your father.

A young college student: A young college student wrote home to his family. "Dear mom and dad, I haven't heard from you in nearly a month. Please send check so I'll know you're all right."

A chase: Robert A. Chase, 45, was charged with threatening an 11-year-old boy with a knife in Madison, Wis. The boy was watching Chase play basketball with another adult when the opponent accused Chase of "tra

Meery mood: Kids, do indeed, say the dandiest things. Our family was on a cross-country road trip and our 3 year-old son was merrily singing some song. After a while he asked, "Mommy, sing with me?" My wife answe

Space shuttle: One day a space shuttle crashed to the ground in the yard of a Kindergarten. When he finally struggled out of the wreckage, the astronaut shouted, "I'm free! I'm free!!!" At this point, one of the lit

HOW YOU CAN TELL WHEN IT'S GOING TO BE A ROTTEN: * You see a "60 Minutes" news team waiting in your office. * You turn on the news and they're showing emergency routes out of the city. * Your twin sister forgot your birthday. * Your car horn goes of

You know you're living in a small town.....: * when you don't use turn signals because everybody knows where you're going.* neighbors' kids play in your yard more than your own kids do. * if you're born on June 13 and your family receives gifts

Dad and a son: Dad: "You're always asking questions. I'd like to know what would have happened if I'd asked as many questions when I was a boy." Son: "Maybe you'd have been able to answer some of mine today

Little four-year-old Jenny: Little four-year-old Jenny was looking at her new baby brother for the first time. He was fast asleep. After staring at her tiny, motionless baby brother for a few minutes, Jenny looked up at her moth