Mueller with his wife and mother-in-law .: Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a Far East country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family

A husband, wife, and a son: A husband, wife, and a son walk into an ice-cream shop. The dad says, "I'll have a chocolate

Innocent Man: A man comes home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart

A teacher notices that a little boy ....: A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She goes back to find out what's up. He's quite embarrassed and whisp

A father charges into the bathroom and starts yell: A father charges into the bathroom and starts yelling at his son "Son! How many times have I told you not to do that? Stop it! If you keep doing that, you'll go blind!" The son replies: "I'm over here

The wife cheating her Husband: There was a middle-aged couple that had two stunningly beautiful blonde teen-aged daughters. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. After months of trying, the wife became p

A small boy was lost: A small boy was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!"The cop said, "What's he like?"The little boy replied, "Beer and women!"

A fisherman: Standing at the edge of the lake, a fisherman saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Another man was standing on the shore screaming for help. The fisherman ran over to the man. "Help!" the oth

An Italian family: An italian family was sitting at the dinner table when the father asks his oldest son tony! "why are you such a fat f***?" the son replies: "pops, it's mom's pasta! i can't stop eating it." the father

Two brothers: Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, oversized penises. "How do you

A rural couple: A rural couple had made sacrifices to save money to send their only son to college. Once there, he began to grown long sideburns, a mustache, and a goatee. When his facial hair was luxurious enough to