Can I borrow that mule?: Her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place, visited a newlywed farmer and his wife. The Farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be

A boy and his girl friend: A boy takes his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give me a blowjob?"

Steve and his girl friend: Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. he finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. his girl

An elderly man in Phoenix: An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what a

A husband and wife: A couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules and

A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll: A man walks into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. "How much is that Barbie in the window

A teenage girl: A teenage girl came home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me?" "What's that?" asks her mother. "That babies come out of the same place where boys put their penises?" sa

An Indian boy: An Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face. "Say Mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm"? "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm", she said. Then he as

Daugter with her vibrator: As a mother passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real workout with a vibrator.

At Hospital: A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms, or legs. The son is just a head! But the father loves his son and raises him

Old couple: This old couple is ready to go to sleep so the old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies on the floor. The old man asks, ‘‘why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because