An old man in Phoenix: An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are y

A man and a Doberman: Hank was amazed at the length of the funeral procession going down Main Street. Watching awhile he observed that the cortege consisted entirely of men. A man holding a Doberman led it. His curiosity g

A man with his pregnant wife: A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practic

Two evil brothers: There were two evil brothers. They were rich, and used their money to keep their ways from the public eye. They even attended the same church, and looked to be perfect Christians. Then, their pastor r

Golfing With Cows: A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and afive iron wrapped tightly around his throat.Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, it was likethis," said the man. "I was ha

A bachelor: A bachelor named Steve who lived at home with his mother and pet cat went on a trip to Europe. Before he left, he told his best friend to inform him of any emergencies. A few days after his departure,

Meeting the Family: A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out an

Woman an Man: Woman: If you were my husband I'd poison your coffee. Man: And if you were my wife, I'd drink it.

Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith: Mr. Jones: I hate to tell you, but your wife just fell in the wishing well.Mr. Smith: So it works!

I'm suffering from bad breath: I'm suffering from bad breath you should do something about it!I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.

A man who forgets his wife's birthday: A man who forgets his wife's birthday is certain to get something to remember her by.