Four-parent family.: On the first day at school the children were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. "I come from a one-parent family," said one little girl proudly. "That's

Two girls: At a very Ivy-league school the girls were discussing their family pets. "We've got a beautiful spaniel at our place," said one girl. "Does it have a pedigree?" asked another. "It does on its mother's

King Kong?: Lee: Our family's descended from royalty. Dee: King Kong?

Octopus: Girl: Do you know what family the octopus belongs to? Boy: No one in our street.

NEW AGE LULLABY: Hush little baby don't you squallMomma's going to buy you a crystal ball.And if you still can't see beyondMomma's going to buy you a magic wand.And if that wand doesn’t change your fateMomma's going t

YOU KNOW NO ONE LOVES YOU IF...: - The pet cat got better food than you did.- Your parents told you about strange men giving away sweets and to go and find as many of them as possible.- You play "hide & seek" with your Mother and she

BIRTH OF A HAMSTER: I had to take my son's hamster to the vet. Here's what happened: Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was "something wrong" with one of the two hamsters he holds prisoner in hi

OVERWHELMING DESTRUCTION: "Oh, no!" he gasped as he surveyed the disaster before him. Never in his 40 years of life had he seen anything like it. How anyone could have survived he did not know. He could only hope that somewher

MORNING SICKNESS: The neighbor dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. "What's wrong Marge?"

ADOPTING A BABY: A Polish couple was delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy and the couple took him without h

CAMP NO-NO'S: Here's a list of camps you may NOT want to send your kids to:Tommy Lee's Camp Kick chickMonica Lewinsky's Camp SuckaweeweePresident Clinton's Camp GetahoochieEllen Degeneracy’s Camp LickacoochieKennet