WHAT NOT TO SAY TO YOUR DATES PARENTS: * "Sorry I'm a little late. I had to stop by the drugstore."* "Show me how you used to spank her."* "Hi, I'm Hoopla69."

A man was bragging: A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army. "But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower

The newly wed: The newly wed wife said to her husband when he returned from work: "I have great news for you. Pretty soon we're going to be three in this house instead of two." The husband started glowing with happi

Why don't Jewish mothers drink?: Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.

A woman has twins: A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a pictu

"What's your father's occupation?": "What's your father's occupation?" asked the teacher on the first day of the new academic year. "He's a magician, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws peopl

Excerpts from the Book of Remembrance: "I think that the Queen Mum and Princess Diana are our very own Twin Trade Towers. At last we can look the people of New York in the face". Lower, Mansfield.

A young Jewish man: A young Jewish man calls his mother and says, "Mom, I'm bringing home a wonderful woman I want to marry. She's a Native American and her name is Shooting Star." "How nice," says his mother? "And I hav

Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.: Q: What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.

How many Jewish mothers?: Q - How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb?A - (Sigh) don’t bother, I'll sit in the dark, I don't want to be a nuisance to anybody.

Under the vacuum cleaner.: Q - Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?A - Under the vacuum cleaner.