A man calls: A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days." The m

A Jewish boy: A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scow

Facing Bloomingdale's: Q: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdale's.

It's called "Debbie Does Dishes.": Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."

They never let anyone finish a sentence.: Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.

Grandma: Knock Knock!Who is it?Grandma!Grandma who?Knock Knock!Who is it?Grandma!Grandma who?Knock Knock!Who is it!Grandma!Grandma who? (shuffle)Knock Knock!Who is it!Aunty!Aunty who?Aunty good from keeping gr

When Diana died: "When Diana died I swore I would never smile again, but eventually I did. Now the Queen Mum has gone I cannot image that I will ever smile for the rest of my life, but I will probably break that one t

New Math?: A boy was teaching girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and sa

Talk to Your Son: Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during the football game. "Talk to your son," she said. "He refuses to obey a word I say." The father turned to Jimmy angrily. "Jimmy, how dare you disobey

911: 911 Call: A man called 911 and spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the dispatcher asked. "No, you idiot!

New Dad: One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to do some errands, so the proud father stayed home to watch his wonderful new son.Soon after the mother left, the baby sta