Swing Set: The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of re

Feeding the Baby: A first-time father was taking a turn at feeding the baby some strained peas. Naturally, there were traces of the food everywhere, especially on the infant. His wife comes in, looks at the infant, the

Who would Know?: The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of hisfront door onto the porch. Someone called 911.When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regainconsciousness and asked if he knew what caused

Shopping: In the frozen foods department of our local grocery store, I noticed a man shopping with his son. As I walked by, he checked something off his list, and I heard him whisper conspiratorially to the chi

The Fiance: After Leslie brought home her fiance to meet her parents, her father invited the young man into his study to find out more about him. "What are your plans?" he asked Joseph. "I'm a scholar of the Tora

Heaven: Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think

My big brother is such an idiot.: My big brother is such an idiot. The other day I saw him hitting himself on the head with a hammer. He was trying to make his head swell so his hat wouldn't fall over his eyes.

Daydreaming.: "Fred!" the teacher shouted one day at the girl who had been daydreaming. "If India has the world's second largest population, oranges are 50 cents for six, and it costs $3 for a day return to Austin,

Bionic monster: Did the bionic monster have a brother?No, but he had lots of trans-sisters.

Crowbar: My brother's just opened a store. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.

My brother's looking for a wife.: My brother's looking for a wife. Trouble is, he can't find a woman who loves him as much as he loves himself.