Pregnant sister: A Dr. is walking down through the hall of the hospital toward his office when he passes Mother Angelica walking very briskly while saying her rosary rather loudly. His associate, a Psychiatrist, comes

My sister wants to be an actress.: Fred: My sister wants to be an actress. Harry: Is she pretty? Fred: Well, put it this way, she'd be perfect on radio.

She's invisible.: Doctor, doctor, my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible. Doctor: Which sister?

Crash diet.: My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck?"

Yo sister: Yo sister so fat, she shops at Pigs'R'Us.

It's hard for my sister to eat.: Fred: It's hard for my sister to eat. Harry: Why? Fred: She can't bear to stop talking.

Last year, when the power mower was broken and wou: I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sunk in.Finally I thought of a clever way to make the point. When my husband arrived home that day, he found m

THE BLONDE'S SISTER: A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about all his employees' well being, asked sympathetically, "What's the matter?" To which the blonde replies.....

True story from a friend of a friend...: My Aunt died this past January. Citi Bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge...the balan

Man ill-treating a donkey.: My dad once stopped a man ill-treating a donkey. It was a case of brotherly love.

My brother wants to work badly.: Fred: My brother wants to work badly. Harry: As I remember, he usually does.