Speechless.: My brother said he'd tell me everything he knows. He must have been speechless.

Your brother so small: Fred: Why is your brother so small? Harry: He's my half-brother.

Pack of cards.: Little brother: Look, Sis, I've got a pack of cards. Big sister: Big deal!

What's your father's occupation?: "What's your father's occupation?" asked the school secretary on the first day of the new term. "He's a conjurer, Ma'am," said the new boy. "How interesting. What's his favorite trick?" "He saws peopl

Haunted house: A ghost was sitting in a haunted house all alone when another ghost came in. It said, "Hello, I'm your long lost brother

Pregnant sister: Mother: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother? Youngster: He, he, he's my half-brother now.

Young witch from Nantes: There was a young witch from Nantes Who hated each one of her aunts So she buried the lot In her vegetable plot And grew some remarkable plants.

Antifreeze: How do you make antifreeze?Hide her nightdress.

Crazy Aunt Maud: Crazy Aunt Maud received a letter one morning, and upon reading it burst into floods of tears. "What's the matter?" asked her companion. "Oh dear

New rear-engine European car.: Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh

My aunt has a sore throat: My aunt has a sore throat. What should she do? Take antiseptic !