Father-in-law jokes and Mother-in-law jokes: With all these mother-in-law jokes, just where are the father-in-law jokes? Nobody seems to know, but the lack of father-in-law jokes seems to indicate just where the real, actual power rests in resol

A new chair for Christmas.: I bought my mother-in-law a new chair for Christmas. She unwrapped it and sat in it. Then I said "Plug it in, plug it in!"

Larry and Dorothy: Larry and Dorothy were having their usual loud and endless argument about family reunions. At last, Fred relented. "I'm awfully sorry, Sweetheart. I didn't mean all those hateful things I said about y

Laryngitis contagious, Doc?: "Is my laryngitis contagious, Doc?" "Under the right circumstances it could be." "Do you recommend I do anything about that?" "How about giving your mother-in-law a big kiss?"

Bookstore: A man went to a bookstore and asked to see a book titled, "How to Control Your Mother-in-Law." "Our fiction department is in the rear, right side of the aisle," the salesman said with a smile.

Two Cannibals: First Cannibal: "I really don't like my mother-in-law." Second Cannibal: "Then just eat the noodles

French Impressionist painting.: My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.

Joe's mule: A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mothe

I am a beauty: Honey, my boss told me that I'm a beauty.Really? Would you now agree with me that he is a pervert?

Who is he?: Do you know who Abraham Lincoln was?- No.- And who Moshe Dayan was?- No.- See, you don't know, but I do. It is because every evening I take classes or go to the museum.- Well, and do you know who Vasi

Mourning: A guy cries over a grave:Why did you pass away so early....Who are you mourning over?This is the first husband of my wife.