A Jewish mother is walking down the street: A Jewish mother is walking down the street with her two young sons.A passerby asks her how old the boys are."The doctor is three" the mother answers, "and the lawyer is two."

"Opened a can of corn instead.": Two ladies, who hadn't seen each other inquite some time, met at the supermarket."How are you, Helen?""Fine.""And your husband?""Oh, Karl died two weeks ago.""What? I hadn't heard. What happened?""He