The fugitive: Why did you escape from prison? - a policeman asks the fugitive.wanted to get married.Heh. You have quite the strange view of freedom.

Much better: One guy asks another:"Did you have a chance to sleep with my wife yet?""What are you saying? I would never even think about such things.""Well. You might want to. She is much better, then yours."

To kill: 50th wedding anniversary in Armenia: Grandpa, you lived with Grandma so long. Tell me the truth: Did you ever have the desire to leave her?To leave? - Never. To kill - yes.

Punishment for bigamy?: Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law.

Mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.: Happiness is defined as opening your refrigerator to find your mother-in-law's picture on the milk carton.

Difference between a vulture and your mother-in-la: What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

Natural talent: "It's just not true, Larry," his mother-in-law said, shaking her head

Plane joke: Peter had spent a week visiting with his brother in Oklahoma. His sister-in-law and his 7-year old niece accompanied him to the airport for his flight back home. After verifying his seat number with t

Some comedy about mother in laws...: Some comedy about mother in laws...NOT NECESSARILY THE TRUTH: * Betty just got back from a pleasure trip, she took her mother-in-law to the airport. * Why do mother in laws sit in the back seat of the

Mink: Honey, I want this fur-coat.To wear a coat like this you should be born a mink.

Betty's mother: Betty's mother was visiting her daughter and son-in-law Bill. Bill came home from work and found six vacuum cleaner salesmen outside his house. He dashed in and said, "Mom, there are six men outside w