Larry's mother-in-law: Larry's mother-in-law had died, and Larry was at the mortuary to make plans for her disposition. The official asked, "Which should we do...cremate her, embalm her, or merely bury her?" Larry answered,

The old Jewish man: The old Jewish man was walking on the beach with his only grandson, when a giant wave crashes on shore, sweeping the boy out to sea. The man looks up to the heavens and says: "Oh Lord, this is my only

Coconut for my 16-year-old: Yesterday I bought a coconut for my 16-year-old daughter. I then realized we have been living too long, to far away from nature. She said: "This white stuff inside smells like shampoo

Smart husbands: There are no smart husbands.Why?Smart people don't get married.

Postpone: To my regret I have to postpone my wedding with Vasily.Why?I marrying Peter now.

Convinced once again: A husband writes his wife: - Dear, you are the best woman in the world. Yesterday I became convinced of this once again.

I read it already: A husband is about to leave on a business trip: - Honey, if my business requires me to stay longer in that town, I'll send you a telegram.- Don't bother, dear. I read it already - it's in the pocket o

Business trip: A wife leaves on a business trip. The next day she receives a telegram from her husband; - Where are our utensils?- You should sleep at home, replies the woman.Next day - same question, same answer un

Life begin?: Three men are arguing: "When does life begin?"One says: At the time of conception.- At the time of birth, argues the other.- Oh, no, says the third. Life begins when the wife takes the children and th

Eat a lemon: Wife returns home late and says to her husband:- You know, hon, I've just been raped!- Eat a lemon.The following evening:- Hey hon, I've just been raped!- Eat a lemon.And the next evening:- Hon, I've

Dumb blonde jokes: Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can understand them.