An American couple: An American couple has five children. Their names are Rudy, Larry, Johnny, Adam, and ... Ding Kong Wong. They called their fifth child Ding Kong Wong because the survey said every 5 babies burned to t

My husband and I: My husband and I had just finished tucking our five young ones into bed one evening when we heard sobbing coming from three- year-old Billy's room. Rushing to his side, we found him crying hystericall

"Duck!": The other day my wife, my son, and I were at the beach. Tommy, at 3 years, is generally very good about being courteous and careful with other people. Like any child his age however, he occasionally h

Spaghetti: A newly-wed couple is dining in. The husband is kind of slowly picking in his plate. The wife:- Do you love me?- Yes, I do! You have been asking me that everyday since that month after we got married

A Woman and her lover: A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden; they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't ha

Talkative child: As an extremely talkative child, I never realized how exhausting my constant chatter must have been for my family until one day at the dentist's office. The dentist informed my mother that, for a 11-y

My wife was pregnant: Larry goes to see his travel agent. "Hey Larry, going away on holiday again?" "Yes but I need to ask for something different" "Go ahead ask me" "You know last year you suggested Hawaii and when I retu

A Chinese baby girl: Couples I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Ch

My little nephew: My little nephew was explaining to me that his father's friend was deaf and had to speak with his hands. I asked my nephew how his father's friend shouted in sign language. His reply: "He doesn't have

My wife is such a bad cook: My wife is such a bad cook that, when I wake up in the morning, all the roaches have hung themselves on dental floss.

Railway station: A couple goes on vacation. They are on the railway station with big mountains of luggage and the husband says:- We should have taken our piano.- Very funny.- Yes, we have left out tickets on it.