Description: A man comes to a police station and says his wife has disappeared. They ask him to describe what she looks like.- Ok, but for heaven's sake, if you find her, don't show her my description!

Tim: Husband returned home late and his wife had to hide her lover in a wardrobe. So the lover wakes up at night butt-naked, puts on a fur-coat and crawls to the exit. The husband wakes up too, and says:-

Starts singing: - Why do you always go to balcony when your wife starts singing?- So that no one would think I'm beating her.

Never Lie: Three wives are boasting to their husbands how they won a lot of money on horse races:- Easy! We've just added our bra numbers: 4, 3 and 4, bet on horse #11 and won! Husbands went to the races, too.-

Sleeping: A man returns home in the early morning. His wife berates him:- Where the hell have you been? I could not sleep all night!- You think I was sleeping?

No problem: Daughter comes to her mother in tears and says:- since i got married to vasya, he's never had me...- oh, no problem. tell him to come to me.he comes, and the girl's mother says:- when you go to bed wi

The Lamaze class was in full swing: The Lamaze class was in full swing, and the coach was teaching all the women how to breathe properly and the men how to give assurances and whatever else they have to do at this late stage of the game

Payment Plan: Payment Plan: While on a shopping expedition, I mistakenly handed the salesperson my blood-donor card to pay for one of my purchases. He looked at it and then gave it back, saying, "That's all right,

Card from Sears: My wife and I had just moved into the neighborhood. We received a card from Sears (the camp of the enemy) saying "since you are new in town, would you like to apply for a credit card?" Sure, we decide

A 2nd grader: A 2nd grader comes home from school one day and tells her mom, "Today I learned how to make babies!" The mother was aghast and sent the girl upstairs to her room until the father came in. After he had

Learn Driving: Although up in years, Pete's mother-in-law was determined to learn how to drive. On her very first time behind the wheel, she moaned, "Pete, I don't know what to do!" Pete hesitated, and then softly s