An elderly woman: An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation. "I don't have one," she said. "Well then, are you a friend of the groom?" "I should say

I hate my mother-in-law: "I hate my mother-in-law," Larry tells his buddy Harry. "But without her, you wouldn't have your wife." "And that's another reason why I hate her

Banging two pieces of flint: Joe Neanderthal was banging two pieces of flint together trying to start a fire, when his wife came running up. "Joe, Joe

Three boys: Three boys are at school bragging of how great their fathers are. The first one says: "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, and he gets there before th

Two young boys: Two young boys were discussing their parents, when one realized he really knew very little about his mother. Arriving home that evening, he gave her a third degree examination. "How old are you?" he a

Nope: A cuckold returns home after a trip, finds another man's boots near the door and his wife in bed. He starts searching around, enters the kitchen and finds there Arnold Schwarzenegger. The wife asks fr

I was nodding you: At night someone knocks on the door. Woman wakes up and asks: - Vasya, is that you?Silence. She returns to bed. Again a knock.- Vasya, don't make me nervous, is that you?Silence. She waits a while the

A nasty rainy morning: A nasty rainy morning. Husband wakes up, gathers his stuff and goes hunting. He walks to the street, the rain becomes unbearable so he decides to return, opens the door and dives back into the bed. Wi

My salary: A guy knocks to his neighbor's door. neighbor's wife opens and says the husband is not at home. the guy then offers her 200 roubles for a f***. she thinks a little while and agrees. they do it, the gu

Someone knocks on the door: A woman and her lover are having sex. someone knocks on the door.- it must be my husband! ok, i'll handle this.she grabs the trash bin, opens the door and smiling sweetly says to her husband: - darlin

Different bedrooms: An 80-years old gramps married a young 18 years old girl. Their first night they spend in different bedrooms. Late at night the new wife hears knocking on the door. It's her husband.- Honey, I've come