Got booze?: A drunken husband returns home in the evening. the wife was already all wet and horny and could hardly wait for them to go to bed.- hey, let's do it!- you got any booze?- no... let's do it.- what? you

Let me sleep: - My husband thinks he is a refrigerator! And even worse, he sleeps with his mouth open and the lamp in there doesn't let me sleep!

Save me: A guy and his fiance-to-be are in the zoo. Suddenly a big hairy orangutan breaks loose from his cage and runs toward the couple. The guy flees and climbs on the nearby tree. The girl is pleading to hi

Marrying her: In a court: - So, Witness, what did you do when you saw this woman whacking her husband's head with this iron?- I called my fiance and said I had changed my mind about marrying her.

Sexopathologist: A guy walks in to sexopathologist:- I've lived together with my wife for 2 years and we don't have any children yet. The doctor inspects him.- Everything is OK with you, ask your wife to come in. - Jo

Thanx dad: Father says to his son.- You are mature enough now. I allow you to start smoking if you want to.- Thanx dad, I've quit two years ago.

Best friend: The husband returns home and sees his wife f****** with his best friend.husband says to him:"hey you, motherf*****, son of bitch! i am your best friend, we studied at school together, i found job for

You are all in black: A young pretty woman complains to her girlfriend:"My husband is so unbearable! He is constantly talking about his dear mum. "My mother doesn't to it in such a way", "If my mummy could see"; "My mum wo

30 years ago: A man comes to a magician and asks: "Can you take away the most horrible conjure?" "What kind of conjure and who has done it?" "It was the witch who said 30 years ago: "And now you are a husband and a

Sleeping alone: The wife and her little son come back from a health resort.The wife tells the husband:"But only fancy, I met such interesting people, such fascinating interlocutors! I, for example, got acquainted wit

Wash it please: A man comes home at the evening after the work. His wife meets him, kisses him. The man is surprised with a such sudden change. He sits at a table in kitchen, but the wife informs him:"Honey, our rati