Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands: IRELAND “Are you magically delicious or just angry and drunk? This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?

Japanese Banking Disasters: According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of stopping. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that

Quotes About the French: "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure."- Jacques Chirac, President of France. "As far as France is concerned, you're right."- Rush Limbaugh. "What do you expect from a culture and a natio

Famous People and Chickens: Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: for the greater good. Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. Douglass Adams: 42. Oliver North: National security was at stake. Darwin: It was the next

Iraqi Funerals: Why do Iraqis only have 2 pallbearers at their funerals? Becasue garbage cans only have 2 handles.

Full Speed Ahead: What's faster than the speed of light? An Afghani with a dinner ticket.

We's Huntin' Frenchman: What do you call 20 dead frenchmen in the back of a lorry. A good days hunting.

100,000 Frenchman: What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? Their army!

Ho Ho Ho: What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? A jolly green giant.

The Golfer and the Leprechaun: One fine day in Ireland, a guy is out golfing and gets up to the 16th hole. He tees up and cranks one. Unfortunately, it goes into the woods on the side of the fairway. He goes looking for his ball an

Irish Delecacy: There once was a lowly snail, who was busily crawling through the forrest one day when he happens upon a Leprechaun, perched upon a toadstool. The Leprechaun looks down at the poor snail, crawling on