| A brit, an irishman, and a scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. they each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs. the brit says, “bartender, can i have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly from his brew. the irishman says, “get out of there!" and flicks the fly away with a finger. the scot picks up the fly with his fingers and says, “alright ya wee f*****. spit it out! now!" |
