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Safari in Africa |
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| A british man, a french man, and an american man are on a safari in africa, and they are taken prisoner by a savage group of villagers. as they're being brought to the village, they are told that death was their only option; however, they each had their choice of the method they would use to kill themselves. the british man requested a pistol, and cried out "long lives the queen!" as he blew his brains out. the two others watched in horror as the savages flayed the man and made his skin into a canoe. the french man was next, and he requested a saber. "vive le france" was what he cried out as he disemboweled himself. the american guy watched again what they did with his body, as they made his skin into a canoe. the last guy, the american guy requested a fork in which to kill himself. as soon as it was handed to him, he started stabbing himself violently as he screamed "so much for your f****** canoe!" |
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