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Gonna Back to Italy |
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| (Attention: this must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)One day ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. she brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. she says go to the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna two piss onna my plate. she says you better not piss on plate you sonna ma bitch. later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. the waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. she tells me everyone does. I tella her you no understand, I wanna fock on the table. she say better not fock on table, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me a sonna ma bitch. so I go to my room inna hotel, and there is no sheit. I call the manager and tella him I wanna a sheit. he tella me go to the toilet. I say you no understand, I wanna s*** on my bed. he says you better not piss on bed you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me a sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: ''peace unto you'' I say ''piss unto you too Ya, sonna ma bitch. I gonna back to Italy'' |
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