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Reasons for Being French |
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| * when speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * you get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs. * if there''s a war you can surrender really early. * you don''t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on tv. * you can test your own nuclear weapons in other people''s countries. * you can be ugly and still become a famous film star. * allow germans to march up and down your most famous street humiliating your sense of national pride. * you don''t have to bother with toilets, just s*** in the street. * people think you''re a great lover even when you''re not. |
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