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Famous People and Chickens |
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| Why did the chicken cross the road? Plato: for the greater good. Karl Marx: It was historical inevitability. Douglass Adams: 42. Oliver North: National security was at stake. Darwin: It was the next logical step after coming down from the trees. Earnest Hemmingway: To die. In the rain. Saddam Hussein: It was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tonnes of nerve gas on it. Ronald Regan: I forget. Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it f-----g wanted to. That's the f----g reason. Mark Twain: The news of it's crossing has been greatly exagerated. Mr T: If you saw me coming, you'd cross the road too. |
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