Lunch Break: There were three men working at the top of a building. One was Chinese, one was Mexican, and the other one was Polish. At lunch they went to the edge and the top of the building. The Mexican guy pulle

Linguistic Lapses: In a Bangkok dry-cleaner's shop: Drop your trousers here for best results. Outside a Hong Kong dress shop: Ladies have fits upstairs. In a Copenhagen airline office: We take your bags & send them in a

Light Reading: 1. The Italian Book Of War Heroes. 2. The Norwegian Book Of Cookery. 3. The Scottish Book Of Knowledge.

Leek Limerick: There was a man from Leek.Who instead of a nose had a beak. It grew quite absurd, till he looked like a bird.He migrates at the end of next week.

Learn to speak Chinese: Are you harboring a fugitive- Hu Yu Hai DingSee me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia NaoSmall Horse - Tai Ni Po NiYour price is too high - No Bai Dam ThingDid you go to the beach - Wai Yu So TanI bumped into a coffe

Latino Martial Arts: This small Latino man walks into a bar, sits, and orders a beer. A big man comes in, taps him on his shoulder, and says, "You're sitting in my seat!" The same Spanish man ignores him and orders anothe

Language Barriers: An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 Japanese yen and walked out with $72. The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen, and was handed $66. He asked the teller why h

Laloo Flies the Friendly Skies: Once as Laloo was coming out of airport, there was huge rush and the security guard told him, "Wait Please." To which Laloo replied, "65 kgs," and moved on.

Kilts Are Awesome: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away!

Kill the Anthropologist: An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he says quietly to himself, ''I'm screwed.'' There is a ray of lig

Keeping In Under The Kilt: In Scotland, the most important time for a young lad is when he "comes of age" and is allowed to purchase and wear his first kilt. A couple of weeks before, his important birthday, a young lad went to