Irish Cream: 3 Irish monks have passed all tests, except for one. It is the test of purity. So the other monks tie bells to their dicks and put them in a room with a naked chick. She dances in front of the first o

Irish Abortion Clinic Joke: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? There's a 12-month waiting list.

India and Bharat: Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

If you're American ...: If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the bathroom?European!

Gonna Back to Italy: (Attention: this must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)One day ima gonna Malta to a bigga hotel. ina morning I go to eat brekfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. she br

Hotels: What's the difference between a hotel and a fanny? You don't have to leave your bags outside a hotel.

Hoshimota: An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, b

Gypped Gypsies: Why can't gypsies have children? Because their husbands have crystal balls!

Hit TV Shows in Iraq: "Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S. Military Secrets Revealed" "Suddenly Sanctions" "Children Are Forbidden From Saying Anything Darndest" "Matima Loves Chachi" "Buffy The Slayer of Yankee Impe

Heaven vs. Hell: One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question.“God,

He Has Four Balls: A man went to England on a trip and met a woman there, they grew to like each other enough for her to come to America with the man on his flight home. When they got back to America the man said, “I wo