The Businessman's Medical Problem: A businessman returns from the Far East. After a few days he notices strange growth on his penis. He sees several doctors. They all say: “You've been screwing around in the Far East, very common there

The Amputated P.O.W.: An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans. The Englishman was shot all over the place, and okay until one day when the German told him, “Englander, your arm is infected with gangrene vee must

The Aging Explorer: A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had. The old explorer sai

That's A Buncha Bull: A man was visiting Spain and passed by a restaurant in Madrid after a bullfight. They were advertising that they served the balls of the bull who lost the bullfight. Intrigued, the man went inside, on

Test Tube Baby: Q: What did the normal baby say to the test-tube baby? A: Your dad's a wanker.

Terrorist Bloodshed: How can you tell the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist? Terrorists can be negotiated with.

Teepee: Q: What happened to the Indian who drank too much tea?A: He drowned in his teapea.

Talking Italian: A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized whe

Taliban Snippet: How come the Taliban are not circumcised? It gives them a place to put their bubblegum during a sandstorm.

Taliban Poetic Justice: My answer to "What to do with Bin Laden?" Well, this sounds good to me. It would be true poetic justice: Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire his comrades to take h

Stand-up Gandhi: A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization. ''I think it would be a good idea.''