Runny Noodle: This lady is on an airplane and is seated next to a man named Ian McKegney. About half an hour after they take off, Ian sneezed. He calmly opened his fly, took out his penis and wiped it with a handke

Rules of the South: •Save all manner of bacon grease. If it can't be fried in bacon grease, it ain't worth cooking, let alone eating. •Just because one can drive on snow and ice does not mean we can't stay home the two d

Rubber Toe: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto.

Religious Views of the World: Taoism: s*** happens.confucianism: confucious says, s*** happens. buddhism: if s*** happens, it isn't really s***. zen: what is the sound of s*** happening? hinduism: this s*** happened before. islam:

Rebuilding New York & Afghanistan: George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!

Polish Frogmen: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? Because it's their national bird.

Rastavirgins: What do reggae bands and virgins have in common? They both have hymen!

Question Marks: Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.

Perambulating Candadians: Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

Hot Revenge: Two missionaries in Africa were apprehended by a tribe of very hostile cannibals who put them in a large pot of water, build a huge fire under it, and left them there. A few minutes later, one of the

Osama's Ride: Osama bin laden and one of his followers were riding on a camel when they stopped at a small town. bin laden got off the camel and lifted up its tail and looked at the camel's butt. just then a guy ca