Osama's New City: What's the capital of Afghanistan? KABOOM!!

Osama Bin Lighted: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They don't have light bulbs in caves.

Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? Dead.

Osama = Crabs?: What do Osama bin Laden and crabs have in common? They both irritate Bush.

Olmos Dunn: A man was heading to England and his next-door neighbor Mrs. Dunn had just sent her son Olmos off to England a week ago. He hadn't called since he was there, so she asked the man to get him to call he

Ole and the Lefse: Ole was on his death bed. But before he died, he wanted to have one last taste of lefse (potato crepe). Even as weak as he was, he was able to crawl out of bed and go down the stairs to the kitchen. A

Ocean Highway Hijinx: A man walking along the beach finds a magic lamp with a genie. The genie promises to grant him whatever wish he wants. "Okay," says the man, "I would like a highway across the oceans." "Hrm," says the

Newfie Airplane Crash: Canada's worst air disaster: Canada's worst air disaster occurred today when a small two-seater Cessna crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Newfoundland. Newfie search and rescue wo

New Yorker: A Texan, a Russian, and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. ''Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage due to the mad cow disease,'' says the waiter

New Words: A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Then he learns "zebra" from the zoo and "baby" from the hospital. Then he goes hom

New Canadian Flag: Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.