Nasty Eskimo: A man was walking down the street and saw an Eskimo looking at his car tire. So the man said, “You blow a seal?

Motor Pool: The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational. Jim answered, ''We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentl

Mirror, Mirror: In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter t

Mexican Smuggler: Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just s

Mexican Restaurant Specialty: A couple goes to Mexico City for vacation and goes to a famous local restaurant. They ask the waiter's opinion about what to order, and he tells them they have a special each Sunday that's wonderfu

Mexican Green, Pink, and Yellow: A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. The

First examination: A college student in a philosophy class was taking his first examination. On the paper there was a single line which simply said:"Is this a question?" - Discuss. After a short time he wrote: "If that

THE HEIST: A Tennessee graduate and a Bama graduate decided to rob a bank together. The Bama man plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the UT guy extensively.The robbery begins. The Bama man drives up in

AUBURN SEASON TICKETS: Auburn University has announced that they will be offering season tickets to attend the trials of their football players since most of them have cases pending before the Lee County Circuit Court. This

Let him sit in peace: A soldier came back home from the army and found three kids in the house."Who are they?" he asked."Well, when you were leaving for the army, remember? I was pregnant. So, here is Kolya. Then remember,

On the door of a Moscow hotel room:: If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.