A Drunken Leprechaun: A drunk leprechaun was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please God", he im

Canadian Gum: A Michigan man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a diner when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Michigan man politely ignored the Canadian, who, nevertheless

Marriage Requirments: A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York. The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and prese

The Great Saddam and Bush Debate: Ignoring the fact that George Bush declined Saddam Hussein's challenge to a televised debate, Tim Dowling exclusively reveals what could have happened had they met Tuesday February 25, 2003 Tony Blair

The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...: This week, the Bush administration finally released the official start-date of the U.S. war in Iraq, giving the United Nations a March 17th deadline by which to disband, or face total annihilation. As

Top Ten Perks Of Being Saddam Hussein's Stepson: 10. For your birthday, you get the head of an infidel. 9. People never refer to you as "The crazy one in the family". 8. On weekends, you get to bring home weapons of mass destruction .7. Don't wan

Those Shady Frenchies: Why are there so many trees along the streets of Paris? So the Germans can march in the shade.

Reasons for Being French: * when speaking fast you can make yourself sound gay. * experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time. * you get to eat insect food like snails and frog''s legs. * if there''s a war y

Paris Native: What's a native of Paris called? A parasite.

Frenchman and Farm Animals: What do you call a Frenchman with a sheep under one arm and a goat under the other? A bisexual!

Frenchman Walks into a Bar: A frenchman walks into a bar, smiles at the landlord and orders a glass of wine. The frenchie looks about and sees a camel sitting at the bar as well. The frenchie asks the landlord, "What is that dir