In a Copenhagen airline ticket office:: We take your bags and send them in all directions.

In a Tokyo bar:: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.

In a Bangkok temple:: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.

A Blonde takes a flight to Toronto: Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hou

Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand:: Would you like to ride on your own ass?

In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.

In a Rome laundry:: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist:: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Zurich hotel:: Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

A sign posted in Germany's Black forest:: It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

In a Rhodes tailor shop:: Order your summer’s suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.