In a Leipzig elevator:: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby:: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Tokyo Hotel:: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

Three Tourists: Three tourists were traveling in South America: an Irishman, a Frenchman and a blond American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator

Simple Question: A Russian, a New Yorker, and a Texan were being interviewed by a TV news crew. The reporter asked, "Excuse me, what do you think about the meat shortage?" The Texan answered, "What shortage?" The Russ

Scotsman, Whisky And Local Pub: A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with

Scotsman And a Jewish: A Scotsman and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the finest restaurants in New York. At the end of the evening the waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "

Safari in Africa: A british man, a french man, and an american man are on a safari in africa, and they are taken prisoner by a savage group of villagers. as they're being brought to the village, they are told that deat

Rumor: The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a ge

Pride: There were three men on an airplane. It was an African man, Mexican man, and a Filipino man. The African man began making conversation by telling the other two men that his country had a lot of pride.

Pope In the Jewish Community: About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate