Hairy Experience: A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near h

Great Dog Fight: The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle th

Desert Island: On a desert island in the middle of the ocean, the following groups of beautiful people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman2 French men and 1 French woman2 German men and 1 German woman2 G

Car Door,: There was Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy. They were all stranded on a desert. While they were walking, the Portuguese guy found a car door. He decided to drag it around for shade when they n

Car Accident: An American, a Scot and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They were all brought to the same emergency room, but all three of them died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the

Canoe: There were three guys traveling in Africa, a Frenchman, Japanese, and an American. They are captured by a tribe of fierce headhunters. The witch doctor says to them, "we are going to slaughter you, bu

Bridge Joke: The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and asked for help on this matter. An American repli

American and Chinese on A Radio Conversation: This is a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Chinese authorities off the coast of Vietnam in South China Sea in October 1980. CHINESE: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoi

Alright ya wee f*****: A brit, an irishman, and a scot go out to a pub and order 3 pints. they each find a fly floating on the top of their mugs. the brit says, “bartender, can i have a spoon?" and quietly removes the fly f

Ah Didna Ken There Wuz a Choice: Jock and an Englishman were flying from Edinburgh when the stewardess approached. "May I get you something?" she asked. "Aye, a whusky" Jock replied. She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman i

Nelson Manela: Best read with a Japanese accent: Nelson Mandela is at home watching TV when there is a knock at the door. A Japanese delivery man is clutching a clipboard, pointing to a truck full of car exhausts in