Performance: The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a competitive boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a m

That is amazing!!: The Polish were upset because of their bad reputation. A group of them got together and approached a conference of Americans, Germans, and Japanese and asked for help on this matter. An American repli

Japanese Banking Crisis: According to inside contacts, the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following last week's news that Origami Bank had folded, we are hearing that

Geography test: Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. "God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France." "Fred," said his father, "why do you want Ca

Seine: Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in Paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine.

Made in Japan: There was a Japanese man who went to America for sightseeing.On the last day, he hailed a cab and told the driver to drive to the airport.During the journey, a Honda drove past the taxi. Thereupon, th

Guillotine: What is the Guillotine? A French chopping centre.

Leafy lanes in France: Why are there so many tree lined streets and leafy lanes in France? Germans like to march in the shade.

Shopping trolley: Q: What's the difference between a German and a shopping trolley? A: A shopping trolley has a mind of its own.

Knock Knock: Q: How does a German eat mussels A: *KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK* ... AUFMACHEN !!!

Hoovercraft: First witch: I'm going to France tomorrow. Second witch: Are you going by broom? First witch: No, by hoovercraft.