President of France: Which ghost was president of France? Charles de Ghoul.

Paris: After much discussion as to where the capital of the new Germany should be -- Bonn or Berlin -- a compromise was struck: Paris.

Canoe Race: A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

British or Americans: A) The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.(B) On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British

American job: Joe Smith starts the day early, having set his alarm clock (made in China), for 600 A.M.While his coffee pot (made in China) is perking, he puts his blow dryer (made in Taiwan) to work and shaves with

Hell is a place where ...: All the police are German; the British are the chefs; the Norwegians are the singers; the French are in charge of organization; the Australians are the lovers; the Swiss run the navy; the Americans ar

Easy to replace: Three surgeons are discussing patients they have operated on:1st surgeon: "i like operating on the french, when you open them up, all their parts are beautifully arranged and go back together perfectl

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING CANADIAN: 1. It beats being an American.2. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn its capital to the ground.3. You can play ice hockey 12 months a year, outdoors.4. Only country to successfully inv

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING MEXICAN: 1. Nachos.2. Tacos.3. Burritos.4. Fajitas.5. Quesadillas.6. Tamales.7. Chimichangas.8. Rellenos.9. Flautas.10. Corona.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING GERMAN: 1. Oktoberfest.2. Wonderful sense of humor.3. Oktoberfest.4. World's largest manufacturer of beach towels.5. Oktoberfest.6. Sausages.7. Oktoberfest.8. Oktoberfest.9. Oktoberfest.10. Innate pacifism.

TOP 10 REASONS FOR BEING SPANISH: 1. Glorious history of killing South American tribes.2. The rest of Europe thinks Africa begins at the Pyrenees.3. You get your beaches invaded by Germans, Danes, Brits etc.4. The rest of your country