French Joke: What''s the shortest book ever written? French War Heroes.

What did the Mexican say when the house fell ...: What did the Mexican say when the house fell on him? Get off me homes.

Rejected US Army Slogans: "Kill All That You Can Kill" "Shower With Men" "Knock Up Foreign Broads" "All The Grits You Can Eat" "Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler" "Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters" "Whimsical And Hu

Hole in One: There was an American man that had an meeting in France. He met a woman and that night they had their own meeting. While they were where having sex, she was yelling, "TROU FAUX,TROU FAUX." He did not

Ancient Chinese Torture: A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an ancient Chinese man with a long, grey beard. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can yo

Saddam's Bumperstickers: "My Army invaded Kuwait and all I got was this lousy bumper sticker" "Dukakis-Bentsen in '92" "If you don't like the way I reign get out of small, neighboring countries" "Bomb me, I need the insurance

Corn Hole: A truck driver had a 2 day lay-over during the St. Patrick's Day holiday. He was getting bored with just sitting at the truck stop cafe, so he decided to go for a few beers. After about the 4th one, h

Dear Old Dad: Q: What did Saddam Hussein have in common with his father? A: Neither knew when to pull out!

Attack of the American Women: One day Saddam Hussein was walking in the desert and he stubbed his toe on some hard object. He bent over to pick it up and a Genie popped out. "Oh great," Saddam said, "I don't have time for this Gen

Confucius Say...: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Revision for Confucius say 1... It actually goes, Man who fart in church sit in own pea.

CHINESE ONCE SAID.........: Man who scratch ass should not chew finger nails.