A cultural comparison: Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad. Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when a

Measuring on the job: There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide tied the crane to the end of a pole. The crane operator would then pick the pole up on end. The climber climbed to t

Going to Heaven?: Father Murphy goes into a local bar in Dublin and approaches the first man he sees. "Do you want to go to Heaven?" he asks and the man says, "Indeed I do, Father." "Then for God's sake," commands the

Get Your Ire Up: Three Englishmen were getting soused in a pub, when they spotted an Irishman sitting off in the corner. To have a little fun, one of them approached him. "Did y'know that St. Patrick was a sissy?" "Oh

Germans Love Limbaugh: What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? One is a flaming fascist gasbag full of hot air, and the other is a dirigible.

German Windbreaker: What do you call "fart" in German? Farfrompoopin!

German Virginity: What's German for 'virgin'? Goesintight. What is the word 'non-virgin' in German? Broken hymen.

German Vaseline: What do you call Vaseline in German? Vienerschlide.

German: Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.

Gay Irishmen: Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald.

Free-Throw: A French guy, an American guy and a Cuban guy are standing on a cliff. The French guy throws a case of fine wine off the cliff. ''Why did you do that?