Fly In My Guinness: An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and land in each of the pints. The Englishman lo

Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!: Did you hear the one about the Jewish porn film? It was 10 minutes of sex and 50 minutes of guilt.

Farm Fugitives: A Welshman an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 minutes of running they spotted a barn and ran inside. Once inside they each hid in a old sack agains

Falling Down: A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country. "There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 72 hours to fall

Euro-English Instead of German: The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibil

Ethnic Joke: How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder...

Eskimos &Their Peculiar Laundry Habits: Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in Tide? Because it was too cold outside.

English, Irish & Scottish Football: An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool

English Jesus: Why wasn't Jesus born in Essex, England? Because they couldn't find three wise men and a virgin!

English Football Joke: Q: What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag? A: The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Egyptian Pick-Up Line: What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman? "Come behind the pyramid, and I'll make you a mummy!"