Drinking Buddies: Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and says "So where are you from, then?" "I'm from Irela

Don't Welsh On Me: Why do the Welsh shag sheep on cliff edges? So the sheep push back harder!

Dog Train: During WW II an American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months, when he was finally given a week of R & R. He caught a supply boat to a supply base in the south of England, an

Dirty Swiss: Q: what’s brown and has holes? a: swiss s***.

Tatoo: Did you know that Rita McNeil has a tattoo of Canada on her butt? Ya, every time she bends over Quebec separates!

David Beckham: What's the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? One's a glue less kit and the other's a clueless git!

Culture Shock: Two immigrants arrive in the United States and are discussing the difference between the Old Country and the U.S. One of them says that he's heard that people in the U.S. eat dogs, and if they're goin

Cubano: What is the Cuban national anthem? ''Row Your Boat!''

Confucius Say...Runs Behind Bus: Confucius say: ''Man who runs behind bus is going to get exhausted.''

Confucius Say...People Who Can Count: Confucius say, ''There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count. And those who can't.''

Confucius: Man who lay woman on ground have piece on earth.