Chinese Phone System: Q: Why do they have so much trouble with the phone systems in China? A: Because there are so many Wings and so many Wings that someone's always Winging the Wong number.

Chilling with the Eskimo: What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice? Polaroid’s!

Chicken Chat: Q: Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?" A: He was studying foreign languages.

Celtic Mortality: What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

Espanola Para Matadors: What do you call four bull fighters in quicksand? Quarto sinko.

Castro ski: What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock? Ricky Retardo.

Canadian, Eh?: There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada. "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through." "I know," said the second explorer. "We

British Sports Humor: How many Man U. fans does it take to change a light bulb? One to change the light bulb and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.

Bosnian Lingo: They say that it's tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.

Blonde State of Mind: A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blond

Blonde lumberjack: This blonde woman went to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She met a foreman of a logging organization who offered to give her a job. "Now I hope you realize we expect you to cut down at le