In a Tokyo Hotel:: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

Three Tourists: Three tourists were traveling in South America: an Irishman, a Frenchman and a blond American. They all found themselves in a bar in a small Latin American country which was ruled by a strict dictator

Simple Question: A Russian, a New Yorker, and a Texan were being interviewed by a TV news crew. The reporter asked, "Excuse me, what do you think about the meat shortage?" The Texan answered, "What shortage?" The Russ

Scotsman, Whisky And Local Pub: A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off considerable amount of whisky at a local pub. As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, with

Scotsman And a Jewish: A Scotsman and a Jewish man were having a magnificent meal at one of the finest restaurants in New York. At the end of the evening the waiter came over to present the check and a Scottish voice said "

Safari in Africa: A british man, a french man, and an american man are on a safari in africa, and they are taken prisoner by a savage group of villagers. as they're being brought to the village, they are told that deat

Rumor: The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse. The first lady of UK says, "It is like a ge

Pride: There were three men on an airplane. It was an African man, Mexican man, and a Filipino man. The African man began making conversation by telling the other two men that his country had a lot of pride.

Pope In the Jewish Community: About a century or two ago, the Pope decided that all the Jews had to leave Rome. Naturally there was a big uproar from the Jewish community. So the Pope made a deal. He would have a religious debate

Hairy Experience: A visiting Kapampangan kababayan was in New York City and it was a particularly windy day. He was standing by a bus stop when the wind blew and raised the skirt of a nice American lady standing near h

Great Dog Fight: The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle th