Blonde in a Swimming Race: A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got

Blond Guy and HIs Lunch: There was a Irishman, Mexican, and a blond guy, who were construction workers and they were working on top of a building. It was lunch time and the Irish man opens his lunch pail and he gets cabbage a

Bird and Bloke: Bloke: Would you shag me for a million pounds? Bird: Yes. Bloke: Would you shag me for a fiver? Bird: No, what do you take me for? Bloke: I've already figured that one out. I'm just figuring out the p

Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition: Osama bin Laden threatened Russia: If you get caught up in this war... I'll hide from you too!

Big Red: A Russian couple were walking down a street in Moscow one night when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No that felt like snow to me, dear," she replied. "

Big Family: After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting

Big 'n' Green: What's green with 20,000 a*******? a st.patrick's day parade!

Beer Machismo: After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the Presidents of the brewery’s decide to go to the pub for a drink. The Coors President said "Can I have the only beer made with Rocky Mountain S

Baseball for Scotsmen: A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....run!" The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scots

Bar: Cockney Steering Wheel: A guy walks into a pub and says, ''Can you remove this steering wheel from my pants?'' The bartender says, ''Why is that there? Is it annoying?'' "Yes," the man said, ''it's driving me nuts."

Aussie Tossie: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?A stick.